Last week I got caught speeding again; 85 in a 65. The kind trooper dropped it to 5 over after checking my record; probably noticing the large amount of points I have accumulated. He said at 5 over it wouldn't go on my record and I wouldn't get any additional points. 

Without telling my wife, I went ahead and paid it, so I wouldn't have to deal with her telling me all the ways things could go wrong if I keep on speeding. She even noticed me driving slower last weekend. Well long story short, the magistrate was nice enough to mail a receipt of payment.

Surprise honey!